This week on the episode that actually got loose on the freeway, the boys conclude their discussion about the mystical cupboard from Indian in the Cupboard, while briefly making mention of the Stanley Cup Final and discussing why the success of the Maple Leafs is pivotal for the future of the league. PLUS: Breakfast for Barinholtz! Porn addiction! The first-ever must-listen donor thank-you's! And the guys finally answer the question you've been dying to know the answer to: which one of the RGBs would do the best on The Bachelorette?

Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a special episode where we theorize on which junior hockey player has thrown away his NHL career on video games, and a full review of the 1998 kids' film classic "Small Soldiers". And stay tuned for next month, as we have a huge Canucks episode upcoming with a very special guest.

Outro Music: "Wild Horses", by The Rolling Stones

This week on the show that knows you've seen its hot tub body, the Real Good Boys go far too deep theorizing what would happen if you put a dildo into the magic cupboard from the seminal film, "Indian in the Cupboard". PLUS: Luca Sbisa might win a Cup! Small Soldiers! Kamloops! And we answer the age-old question: would you accept your dream body if it also meant you were pale green?

Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. The other bonus episode was just recorded and it's a "Whodunnit?" as we try to uncover which NHL draft pick is throwing their career away to a video game addiction.

Outro Music: "Like Toy Soldiers", by Eminem

This week on the show that didn't have Dwyane Wade and Kobe Bryant carrying us down the court, improvisor NIMA GHOLAMIPOUR joins the show to discuss his basketball skills, why John should be the next coach of the Raptors, Power Rangers, and what's worse: bad improv or bad stand-up. PLUS: What's the show worth?  The CJFL makes headlines for all the wrong reasons! Justin lost his job! And John displays a startling knowledge of MTV's My Sweet Sixteen.

Follow Nima on Twitter: @NimaGholamipour

Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. If you've been wanting more hockey talk from us, this should be a big one. 

Outro Music: "I Try", by Macy Gray

This week on the show that just wants you to score, just please fucking score, the boys are re-joined by The Sport Chronicle's Devang Desai to talk Toronto sports failures, ghosting, and the curious case of the missing umbrella. ALSO: Brad Marchand! Whitecaps! LeBron James! American Pharoah! And finally answering the age-old question of how people in motion-capture suits go to the bathroom.

Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one.

Outro Music: "Bennie and the Jets", by Elton John

This week on the show that lets the tank get down to halfway and then puts 20 bucks in, the Real Good Boys are all back in the studio and joined by David "The Coffee Boss" Booker to discuss MMA mishaps, fighting in Alaska, and how he got his nickname. PLUS: The Canucks pick 7th! The Leafs get eliminated from the postseason! John plays a gig in a small town! Trading our bad habits! And the boys issue a formal apology for their draft lottery stream.

Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one.

Outro Music: "Tonto", by Battles